tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682168328618299603.post7415921046321154197..comments2023-10-10T07:41:37.459-06:00Comments on Nobody Loves Rusty: First Rule of Deer Adultery Club -- ALWAYS Hide the Water DishNate Lucehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01685705668744600269noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682168328618299603.post-55006214981149307112009-01-28T21:25:00.000-07:002009-01-28T21:25:00.000-07:00Stepping back a little, the full 5-day transcript ...Stepping back a little, the full 5-day transcript of Mark and Patty's current conversation is below. Note how Mark's request to take a Patty-Bucky fireplace candid is presented the exact way a rebuffed request for a monage a trois would be:<BR/><BR/>Patty: Hi, Mark, it's good to see you again! Mark, this is a pleasant surprise...what brings you this way?<BR/><BR/>MT: You and your pet deer! I would like to take a picture of you and Bucky for a story I'm doing! I'm going to tell readers that it's best not to take wild animals out of the woods as pets!<BR/><BR/>Patty: I know you're right Mark! I've given it a lot of thought, and I'm going to get some advice from the wildlife people about what to do with Bucky!<BR/><BR/>MT: That's good...can I get shots of you and Bucky by the fireplace?<BR/><BR/>Patty: I don't think I'd better do that, Mark...my husband Ken doesn't like Bucky being in the house!<BR/><BR/>MT: I don't really need pictures of the pet deer by the fire...outside shots will be fine!<BR/><BR/>Patty: Good, Bucky will be a celebrity! My husband Ken is having some business problems and he gets upset easily! Mark, would you like me to take a picture of you with Bucky?<BR/><BR/>MT: That will be nice. Thanks!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com